Matt enjoys the finer things in life, such as foreign cinema, classical literature, and pretending to be an old person so as to yell at teenagers he deems unruly. In his spare time he likes to write about “things” and “stuff” on the “Internet.” Claims to hail from a faraway land called “Canada” which we’re not entirely sure exists.
In all honesty, there’s not really a whole lot to Matt. He watches movies, reads books and plays video games, just like you. He’d really like it if you’d read this blog, but totally understands if you’re, like, too busy or something. If you like sarcasm, underachievement and a jaded cynicism years ahead of its time, Matt is the writer for you.